i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much
Hey Zaeed, you wanna come fucking shoot these Blood Pack sons of bitches instead of cracking jokes.
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
oFF TO GRAB 45MIS OF MASS EFFECT
SO PROUD OF YOU FELIPE :3
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie ever made.
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.